Write Me a Letter, If Only One Line

Today, I am having texting issues. No one calls anymore,. It simply isn’t done. One of my nieces just stares at her phone if you call her and then texts back, “What do you want?” I like this idea. We both also hide if the doorbell rings; must be one of those genetic things. On our family beach trips, we take all these online tests which tell you if your animal spirit is a wolf or describes your personality in one word, and it never ends too well for any of us. Nope. The nicest description I’ve ever gotten was quirky. But, I digress. Since everyone is stuck at home, sometimes people actually call now and it’s so weird. You have to form actual sentences and pay attention and answer questions and stuff. After an hour of so of that, I went back to texting, only I kept texting the wrong people. That never ends well. They say you should always text nice things, never text anything you wouldn’t want everyone to read and just, in general, never text anything snarky. This is somewhat challenging for me. Lately, I’ve been accidentally adding these giant, laughing unicorns to the end of my texts. “I’m so sorry for your loss, “ followed by the unicorn. Yesterday, I texted Chase’s girlfriend by mistake. Twice. Then, I texted, “I miss you, “ to a client. I finally put on some reading glasses to see if that would help but I couldn’t see a thing. Then, I discovered I had put on my sunglasses. Apparently, you need reading glasses to find your reading glasses. Anyways, I’m a bit scared to text anyone else. Just send me a letter and I’ll write you back. Have plenty of time now. 🦄🦄🦄